I stood naked over him and took a picture
Why do I love everything about this
this is so cute
i get so mad when people younger than me have a cooler life than i do
So I’m gonna be Donnie Darko for Halloween. Well, I’m gonna wear his skeleton costume. Hoodie and all. I told my brother, and he said “no one’s gonna get it.” I replied “just like the movie…”
There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.